Every Orphan Black episode→ 1x06 “Variations Under Domestication”

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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pixalry:

The Houses of Hogwarts - Created by Autlaw

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"The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison."

— Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via targaryend)
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housemdwannabe:

#that’s it  #that’s the show

the plot of the entire show summed up in one sentence. 

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make me choose
↳ 
trustingsam asked: ron weasley or harry potter

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middle earth meme: [2/5] elves
"nothing is certain-"
"some things are certain."

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fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

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ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

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guy:

guy:

don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out

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I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME

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