Every Orphan Black episode→ 1x06 “Variations Under Domestication”
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
make me choose
↳ trustingsam asked: ron weasley or harry potter
middle earth meme: [2/5] elves
"nothing is certain-"
"some things are certain."
Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand
no but guys
someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her
DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”
“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”
don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out
I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME